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Скороговорки на звуки [s,θ,∫,t∫,v,z,3]

Скороговорки на звуки [s,θ,∫,t∫,v,z,3]


Eat with pleasure, drink in measure.

The passengers of the jet-engine airplane flying to Germany
were agitated having become hostages of the hijackers.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

I wish you were a fish in my dish

Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

National Sheepshire Sheep Association

She had shoulder surgery.

I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I'm the sleekest sheet slitter that ever slit sheets.

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.

She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

Supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio.

Preshrunk silk shirts.

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.

Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...

She sells sea shells on the sea shore; The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure. So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore, I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

She sees seas slapping shores.

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. All day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits. Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

I shot the city sheriff. I shot the city sheriff. I shot the city sheriff.

Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill as sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they'd rather sleep in thistles Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

Does this shop sport short socks with spots?

Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!

She sells sea-shells
On the sea-shore.
The shells that she sells
Are sea-shore shells, I'm sure.

Does this shop sell socks with spots?

Ashley is a shy fish.

Wishes don't wash dishes.

Sherwood is on a fishing expedition.

Three short sword sheaths.

Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

Five fit fishers shipped six thick fish dishes.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

A fat-thighed freak fries thick fish.

Six selfish shellfish.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
Sifted sixty thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stuck together.

She sells sea-shells
On the sea-shore.
The shells that she sells
Are sea-shore shells, I'm sure.

Does this shop sell socks with spots?

Ashley is a shy fish.

Wishes don't wash dishes.

Sherwood is on a fishing expedition.

Three short sword sheaths.

Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

She sees cheese.

Six slimy snails sailed silently.

Sixty-six sick chicks.

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

I saw a saw in Arkansas , that would outsaw any saw I ever saw, and if you got a saw that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas let me see your saw.

How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. Slick slim slippers sliding south.

Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.

Stupid superstition!

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If you understand, say ""understand"". If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"". But if you understand and say ""don't understand"". how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they felt smart. Four smart fellows, they felt smart. Five smart fellows, they felt smart. Six smart fellows, they felt smart.

A smart fella, a fella smart. It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.

An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.

Theo thrust a thumb through two or three thick straw thatches.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

A thatcher of Thatchwood went to thatchet a thatching.
If the thatcher of Thatchwood went to thatchet a thatching
Where is the thatching the thatcher of Thatchwood has thatched?

The Golden Legend.
A thousand faiths with the common dream.
A thousand tongues with the common thing.
A thousand thoughts with the single plan.
Peace on Earth and good will to man.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through.
Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

He threw three balls.

Elizabeth 's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

Six thick thistle sticks.

Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.

The Leith police dismisseth us They thought we sought to stay; The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we'd stay all day. The Leith police dismisseth us, We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye Were the size of the Leith police.

A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

Thin grippy thick slippery.

The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, As great'st does least. Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William Shakespeare

She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.

King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?

Customer: Do you have soothers? Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have scissors.
Customer: Soothers! Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.
... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ... actual conversation in a shop in Canada , recorded by Don Monson

This Christmas Susie sips cider.

Sometimes Santa thinks silly thoughts.

Strange strategic statistics.

Sister Susie sits and sews sailors' shirts.

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad, and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.

Thin sticks, thick bricks

Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters. If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters, where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?

Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.

Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.

Susie is kept busy visiting zebras at the zoo.

Here’s a health to all those that we love.
Here’s a health to all those who love us.
Here’s a health to all those that love them
That love those that love us. (a toast)

The more we study, the more we know,
The more we know, the more we forget,
The more we forget, the less we know,
The less we know, the less we forget,
The less we forget, the more we know,
Why study?

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